Friday

Pit Bull Breeders

Pit Bull breeders, may I join your circle? I swear, every time I take Rocky out for a walk, someone asks me if I'm interested in breeding him. First of all, Pit Bull breeders are a dime a dozen and they don't want me chasing them Pit Bull Bible in hand. Secondly, Rocky's so crazy I'd NEVER dream of allowing him to procreate! There isn't enough room in this world for two Pit Bull goofballs of Rocky's magnitude.

I will say that I don't have any ill-will toward responsible breeders (ie, those not breeding brother-sister, mother-son, and so on). No, my beef is with backyard breeders (ie, those who say, "You've got a male? I've got a female. Wanna breed them and split the cash?" YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, Mr. R******s!). What motivation, aside from the glitz and sparkle of quick cash, is there to breed two random dogs that probably don't fit breed standards or are mentally unsound?

So, to all you irresponsible Pit Bull breeders who have essentially asked me to aid in the descent of this beautiful breed, please don't look my way if you see me walking down the sidewalk with my gorgeous goofball. He's off limits!

 
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